alphacentaurix:

The X-Files + tumblr text posts

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

my-pink-hymen:

Queen Bee and Baby Duck

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

duckduckbooks:

jaffaarchfiend:

duckduckbooks:

*crawls into your lap* *grabs our face with both of my hands* *whispers* buy me books for my birthday

*whispers back* Which ones?

*screams* ALL OF THEM

notkatniss:

i love the skinman’s enthusiasm but all that shit is true 

handjobprince:

hippi3chik:

handjobprince:

amourdesoi-x:

handjobprince:

when u force ur friends to listen to music they dont like image

is it just me or does this look like gay porn

its clearly not gay porn is obviously when u force ur friends to listen to music they dislike

says the “handjobprince” ???

You tryna start shit “hippi3chik” ???

eggtragedy:

anna reminded me about my favorite parental interaction ive ever had

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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bulletsnbracelets:

Mulder pls.

lady-fett:

please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.