d0nn0:

d0nn0:

SOMEONE HELP I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY BECAUSE IM NOT LUKE AND IM SCARED FOR JAKE’S SAFETY

This got 32k and the guy was in the bathtub the whole time trippin on lsd

birdystark:

when you type too fast and send “holy hit”

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frenums:

3am comics

freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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six favorite mortem3r outfits

(x) (x) (x)

(x) (x) (x)

grunklestanbearpig:

why the fuck are people so adamant about pluto being a planet 

why are people genuinely—genuinely—angry and upset at its current status as a dwarf

why

was pluto your childhood friend

was pluto your first love

did you at some point shove pluto up your ass

coolben94:

Dear past self,

When u cut off ur hair mom wont be that mad and you dont have to run away.

From,
Ben (that’s you)

voidwish:

i’m in bed and was wondering where my cat is so i was all “oh I’ll just text him” and opened the messages app before i realized what i was doing

egg-rolls:


debatable


what

egg-rolls:

debatable

what